{"id":213,"date":"2013-11-11T12:54:30","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T11:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/?p=213"},"modified":"2014-06-04T08:43:21","modified_gmt":"2014-06-04T07:43:21","slug":"bitten-by-lizards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"Bitten by Lizards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m thinking of producing a classification of Australian Lizards based on their bites&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Shingleback, Sleepy Lizard (<em>Tiliqua rugosa) &#8211; huge mouth but surprisingly painless, lets go immediately<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Common Bluetongue (Tiliqua scincoides) &#8211; Big mouth, more painful than Sleepy, hangs on longer.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Eastern Water Dragon (<em>Physignathus lesueuri) &#8211; real pain here, it clamps on like a jagged nutcracker and adjusts its grip occasionally, mashing a finger fairly convincingly. These could swim to the bottom of a swimming pool and stay there for three hours.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Central Bearded Dragon<em> (Pogona vitticeps) &#8211; a bit of a sweetie, this one. I think these only bit me when they were eager for whatever food I was giving them.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Common Bearded Dragon<em> (Pogona barbata)<\/em> &#8211; more likely to bite and bite harder than the central beardies. Still not too bad.<\/p>\n<p>Golden Water Skink (<em>Eulamprus quoyii)<\/em> &#8211; <em>A beast. <\/em>A small skink, looks fairly harmless until it latches onto your hand and doesn&#8217;t let go. A black fingernail at the very least. Several species of striped skink also bit me but I could never work out an identification to species level. They were innocuous compared to the Golden Water Skink.<\/p>\n<p>Cunningham&#8217;s Skink <em>(Egernia cunninghami) <\/em>&#8211; Painful. Another one that grabs and doesn&#8217;t let go except to adjust its grip when it senses that you&#8217;ve lost a bit of attention.<\/p>\n<p>Frilled Lizard (<em>Chalamydosaurus kingii) &#8211; <\/em>Afer all that energy expended on the threat display, the frilled lizard desn&#8217;t seem to have much left for the bite. A quick nip at most. Can draw blood but its heart&#8217;s not in it.<\/p>\n<p>Long-nosed water dragon (<em>Physignathus longirostris<\/em>) &#8211; An amazing beast. We called them bicycle lizards as they ran on two legs. I don&#8217;t know whether they can do the basilisk trick on water. Sharp, painful bite that they inflicted quickly, then tried to run away.<\/p>\n<p>Stoke&#8217;s (Gidgee) Skink (<em>Egernia stokesii<\/em>) &#8211; similar in appearance to the Cunningham&#8217;s Skink but nowhere near as virulent in the bite department. Gidgees didn&#8217;t seem to have that killer instinct of hanging on and on.<\/p>\n<p>Gould&#8217;s (Sand) Goanna <em>(Varanus gouldii) &#8211; Surprisingly non-injurious considering the size of the beast. Draws blood but then calls it quits. My brother was bitten by a Perentie (Varanus giganteus), which pierced an artery and sent spurts of blood the length of an EK Holden. \u00a0He needed several stitches.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pygmy Ridgetailed Monitor <em>(Varanus acanthurus brachyurus) &#8211; needs a very good excuse to bite someone. It&#8217;s small and inoffensive. I think bites were mistakes, when I had been preparing mince mixed with egg and the poor thing couldn&#8217;t tell the difference between my hand and its food.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0007.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-273\" title=\"scan0007\" src=\"http:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0007-1024x676.jpg\" alt=\"scan0007\" width=\"1024\" height=\"676\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0007-1024x676.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0007-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0007.jpg 1189w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0006.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-271\" title=\"scan0006\" src=\"http:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0006-1024x677.jpg\" alt=\"scan0006\" width=\"1024\" height=\"677\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0006-1024x677.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0006-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/scan0006.jpg 1181w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.freetellafriend.com\/tell\/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.enormousfish.co.uk%2F%3Fp%3D213&title=Bitten+by+Lizards\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/www.freetellafriend.com\/tell\/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.enormousfish.co.uk%2F%3Fp%3D213&title=Bitten+by+Lizards', 'freetellafriend', 'scrollbars=1,menubar=0,width=617,height=530,resizable=1,toolbar=0,location=0,status=0,screenX=210,screenY=100,left=210,top=100'); return false;\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Share This Post\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/wp-content\/plugins\/tell-a-friend\/button.gif\" style=\"width:127px;height:16px;border:0px;\" alt=\"Share This Post\" title=\"Share This Post\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m thinking of producing a classification of Australian Lizards based on their bites&#8230; Shingleback, Sleepy Lizard (Tiliqua rugosa) &#8211; huge mouth but surprisingly painless, lets go immediately Common Bluetongue (Tiliqua scincoides) &#8211; Big mouth, more painful than Sleepy, hangs on longer. Eastern Water Dragon (Physignathus lesueuri) &#8211; real pain here, it clamps on like a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":129,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[123,107,105,104,117,134,135,136,138,128,124,119,139,144,131,110,133,109,125,142,132,114,145,130,113,120,121,103,146,122,137,106,127,147,126,116,115,141,129,140,111,108,112,118,143],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-acanthurus","tag-amphibolurus","tag-australia","tag-australian-lizard","tag-barbata","tag-bearded-dragon","tag-bearded-lizard","tag-bite","tag-blood","tag-bluetongue","tag-brachyurus","tag-chlamydosaurus","tag-clamp","tag-common-bluetongue-ridge-tailed","tag-cunninghams-skink","tag-cunninghami","tag-eastern-water-dragon","tag-egernia","tag-eulamprus","tag-frilled-lizard","tag-gidgee","tag-giganteus","tag-goanna","tag-golden-water-skink","tag-gouldii","tag-kingii","tag-lesueuri","tag-lizard","tag-monitor","tag-occipitalis","tag-pain","tag-physignathus","tag-pogona","tag-pygmy","tag-quoyii","tag-rugosa","tag-scincoides","tag-shingleback","tag-skink","tag-sleepy","tag-stokesii","tag-tiliqua","tag-varanus","tag-vitticeps","tag-western-bluetongue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/129"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":275,"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions\/275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}