{"id":3667,"date":"2014-04-14T10:20:36","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T09:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/?p=3667"},"modified":"2014-04-14T10:20:36","modified_gmt":"2014-04-14T09:20:36","slug":"oh-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.enormousfish.co.uk\/?p=3667","title":{"rendered":"Oh dear&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG \/> <\/o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <\/xml><![endif]--><\/p>\n<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal<\/w:View> <w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves \/> <w:TrackFormatting \/> <w:PunctuationKerning \/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas \/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false<\/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false<\/w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false<\/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF \/> <w:LidThemeOther>EN-GB<\/w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE<\/w:LidThemeAsian> 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class=\"MsoNormal\">2005 was a time of expansion in the Turkish media. 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