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"You've Got to Sleep With Your Mum and Dad" is now available on Amazon. Childhood angst, marathon swimming, international exploitation and the threat of impending pinniped intimacy. on 2014-08-13
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Have a look at my page on Amazon. Still plenty of summer left for challenging literature. on 2014-08-13
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Check out my Amazon Kindle page. 'The Baby Who Killed People for Money' is now available. An utterly charming child with a unique and lucrative skill. A father with no defence against his daughter's impulses. Would you take your little girl around Europe for a spot of murder tourism? Of course you would. on 2014-06-30
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My story on the Tate gallery website on 2013-11-11
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A Thousand Natural Shocks An anthology that includes two of my stories. Available now at Amazon. on 2013-11-11
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Stefan awoke to find that he was having sex with an enormous fish. He had expected something like this.

We have a gecko.” He made a twitching movement to demonstrate how ridiculous it would be not to have a gecko. “But room 7 already had a spider.”

Tina’s repetition was toneless. “My daughter is not only a known killer but a bumbling one. She’s not even two yet.”

“I don’t think we should underestimate the rabbits.”

Stefan stared out of the window and considered his life. A year ago, he had been secure in meaningless drudgery. Now his girlfriend was a fish and he was on his way to meet some polished dogs.

The Baby Who Killed People for Money, You’ve Got to Sleep with your Mum and Dad, Sex with an Enormous Fish, After the Penguins and The Shock of Contact are now available for Amazon Kindle in Australia, UK and US.
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