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"You've Got to Sleep With Your Mum and Dad" is now available on Amazon. Childhood angst, marathon swimming, international exploitation and the threat of impending pinniped intimacy. on 2014-08-13
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Check out my Amazon Kindle page. 'The Baby Who Killed People for Money' is now available. An utterly charming child with a unique and lucrative skill. A father with no defence against his daughter's impulses. Would you take your little girl around Europe for a spot of murder tourism? Of course you would. on 2014-06-30
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Posted April 14, 2014
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2005 was a time of expansion in the Turkish media. A relaxation in regulation of TV and radio meant that new stations and channels were opening daily. They were all looking for the angle that would allow them to survive at the expense of the flock of competitors.

One of the up-and-coming TV channels was atv. I was fronting a fairly popular band at the time so, in some deal that I did not quite understand, we met up with a camera and sound crew at Captain Hook, a new rock venue in Harbiye. We were to be filmed performing a number of songs then, perched attractively on some tables, we would act as VJs to introduce video clips of cutting edge music.

I was awful. I had my annual throat infection. I had struggled through our regular performances but was nervous here. For some reason, I decided that it would be good for my throat to chew gum throughout the whole process. Not pretty. I mouthed a lot of complete nonsense in my VJ slot.

People who watched it expressed concern for my health and sanity. Knowing how bad I was, I avoided watching the finished product. atv did not invite me back for another go.

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Posted April 14, 2014
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My writing group published an anthology of short stories in 2011. We had a book launch at RADA. I enjoyed myself tremendously, unlike my 2-month-old daughter who howled when it was time for me to do my bit. I think she can be heard in the background of this recording of my reading.

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Posted April 14, 2014
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One of my students in Istanbul introduced me to this. Up to the mid-1990s, one could go into an upmarket pet emporium in Istanbul and find a bored chimpanzee in a cramped cage, waiting for some rich fool to buy him and dress him in designer nonsense.

At that point, the laws were brought into line with those of most of Europe. It became illegal to keep several species, including chimpanzees, as pets in order to get rid of the demand that had led to them being dragged out of their homes. Hence, there was suddenly a population of chimpanzees in Istanbul that needed housing and care of a reasonable standard.

This was Darıca zoo which took on this expensive and time-consuming role. Hearing about this from my student, we organised a school trip to Darıca. Here, we found a large collection of apes of various sizes, ages and social proclivities.

The ones that made the biggest impression on most people (including me) were the very young ones, recently taken from the wild. They seemed to have adjusted well to the idea of social interaction with humans and probably missed their erstwhile owners. It was our job to get in with these infants and play with them. This was something of a stopgap as they would inevitably be joining breeding populations of chimpanzees in zoos around the world at some stage. In the meantime, we were their parents/playmates.

They were lovely. As long as one remembered to take glasses and jewellery off before contact, they were gentle, funny and endearing. Having no option, they readily accepted the opportunities presented by us and played, vocalised and cuddled like socially advanced babies.

I hope they enjoyed their subsequent lives. I hope we helped in some way.

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