The opera had a small cast but the stage setting was immense.

Don Quixote's auditions for Sancho Panza were not going well.

What's brown and steams out of cows backwards?

The tanning salons in Adiyaman were down-to-earth

King Mithridates hosts 'How to look good naked'.

'This quicksand just cracks me up.'

The custodians of Nemrut Dağı were off their faces.

'Isn't it time you let the cat in, Antiochus?'

'Standards of care at the Bellevue home were under question.'

The zoo in Adiyaman could best be decribed as basic.

'I'm not impressed with immortality.'