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"You've Got to Sleep With Your Mum and Dad" is now available on Amazon. Childhood angst, marathon swimming, international exploitation and the threat of impending pinniped intimacy. on 2014-08-13
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Have a look at my page on Amazon. Still plenty of summer left for challenging literature. on 2014-08-13
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Check out my Amazon Kindle page. 'The Baby Who Killed People for Money' is now available. An utterly charming child with a unique and lucrative skill. A father with no defence against his daughter's impulses. Would you take your little girl around Europe for a spot of murder tourism? Of course you would. on 2014-06-30
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My story on the Tate gallery website on 2013-11-11
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A Thousand Natural Shocks An anthology that includes two of my stories. Available now at Amazon. on 2013-11-11
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The A205 is an awful collection of road across South London. I used to live in Wandsworth and work in Lee. This meant a bicycle commute of exactly 10 miles (16km). There and back was 20 miles (32km). A week’s commuting meant 100 miles (160km). A 37-week school year gave 3700 miles (5920km). Seven years of that means a total ride of 25900 miles (about 41440km).  The equatorial circumference of the Earth is about 24900 miles (40075km).

I didn’t really ride around the world. I just did the distance on the South Circular. Instead of Iranian bandits or the risk of dying of thirst in the Gobi desert, I was relentlessly hit by white vans. And a bus.

I would also like to place on record that over a ten-mile course, I am faster on my bicycle than a Ferrari 360 (if the course is the westbound A205 at 6pm on a weekday).

Greenwich Park. Not far from the South Circular.

Greenwich Park. Not far from the South Circular.

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